Everyone says you’ll always remember your first love…

And I’ll always remember mine as an asshole.

He once told people he slept with my really hot friend.

Who is a lesbian.

This is a man. This is what a man does.

I just wanna say that I fucking love Kristen Wigg as a young Lucille Bluth



WARNING This is the VERY pornographic sound of a human male MASTURBATING

Listen at your own risk…


(Source: lampghost, via most-awkward-moments)